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Lansing Brown's avatar

Thank you Coby I earned 100k in one month with Coby’s financial advice I owe you everything my family is happy and i am healthy and rich thanks to Coby please subscribe

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Christian Lingner's avatar

devilish, this—you have an enviable wit sir

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A. A. Kostas's avatar

I knew I was doing something wrong... I've wasted so much time actually reading people's work!!!

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Coby Dolloff's avatar

Inefficiency at its finest!

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Luke Mangan's avatar

blasphemy I tell you, BLASPHEMY!

though I would be interested in a Christian Lingner critique piece by Lansing Brown through a theological lens inspired by Griffin Gooch and Josh Nadeau.

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Coby Dolloff's avatar

As would I!

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Dominika's avatar

Uno reverse card made me laugh. Also the 'tag people' tip. Hilarious.

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Haley Baumeister's avatar

Yeah I'm still chuckling about that tagging people tip.

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Coby Dolloff's avatar

Thank you friend!

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Richard's avatar

This algorithm loves itself. I noticed it earlier on notes with Substack praise get boosted quick or talk about your followers.

Great piece, humorous yet hits the point on the head

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Ian Harber's avatar

This is hilarious

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Coby Dolloff's avatar

Thanks Ian! I certainly had fun with it

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Klar Nett's avatar

Ah there's me with #9 clearly wasting my time

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

This is a good post but you forgot THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK that can be seen on my Substack.

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Haley Baumeister's avatar

"Everyone's doing it these days, just ask Luke Burgis" ---> sleeper joke LOL

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Coby Dolloff's avatar

Hahahah I wondered if anyone would catch it

"He who has ears, let him hear"

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Stephanie Chittle's avatar

Hilarious XD

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Zackary Armfield's avatar

Finally content worth skimming

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Chelsey Rose Marie Nielson's avatar

Oh but I *like* this. Ha ha ha

Awesome. Love it. Send it. 5 stars.

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Samuel Buhler's avatar

Wait... so React YouTube content works in writing form on Substack... It's almost like algorithms function based on hype, controversy, and emotions...

Here, I was writing things I enjoy and reading stuff that draws me deeper into beauty and imagination... lol

Thanks, as always, for writing things I enjoy reading!

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Kristie Sparksman Aguilar's avatar

Scrumptious read! Though, I’m suing for emotional distress because #8 didn’t shock me as per the guarantee.

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Sol ☼🧷's avatar

Ngl the picture of Sabrina drew me in. What is it about her face?

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