The Weird Are Welcome

I found my reflection staring back at me in the door of a beloved burrito joint.

Nov 13 • 

Lansing Brown

16

7

5

October 2025

Thinkpieces at the End of the World

Of the making of thinkpieces there is no end, and much Notesmaxxing is weariness to the flesh

Oct 29 • 

Coby Dolloff

33

15

10

Sweet Nothings III

If it weren’t for this victimhood culture, we’d be so dad gum successful by now.

Oct 15 • 

Christian Lingner

, 

Coby Dolloff

, and 

Lansing Brown

8

1

3

September 2025

The best way out is always through the snowstorm.

Life is like a box of Tootsie Pops.

Sep 29 • 

Christian Lingner

16

1

5

If You Haven’t Pooped Your Pants In Public, You’re Not Special

Young people today don’t understand what it’s like to poop your pants at the college cafeteria.

Sep 2 • 

Lansing Brown

21

14

6

August 2025

Popping the Question

One Wednesday, my little brother decided to get married.

Aug 18 • 

Christian Lingner

38

3

7

Sweet Nothings II

believe in something, or you'll fall for everything. believe in nothing, or you'll fall for some things. believe in no things, you're a communitarian.

Aug 4 • 

Lansing Brown

, 

Coby Dolloff

, and 

Christian Lingner

15

1

6

July 2025

Airport Romance

A Flight to Remember

Jul 31 • 

Coby Dolloff

28

7

6

Is America Finally Healthy? You Bet Your Red 40 It Is

Welcome to the MAHA MegaMart!

Jul 28 • 

Lansing Brown

5

6

5

Sweet Nothings I

compendium ad absurdum

Jul 21 • 

Christian Lingner

, 

Coby Dolloff

, and 

Lansing Brown

26

14

8

How to Go VIRAL On Substack INSTANTLY

LinkedIn bloggers HATE him because of these 10 SIMPLE tricks. #8 will SHOCK you.

Jul 15 • 

Coby Dolloff

149

23

29

June 2025

I wanted to be a farmer growing up. I still want to be him.

When I was nine, I wanted to be a farmer. His name was Mr. Barley.

Jun 30 • 

Christian Lingner

20

2

6